Come on in, the water’s fine! SCORE -14
Found my shirt. SCORE 117
I like the sound you make when… SCORE 12
When Tumblr gets deep. SCORE 441
How I view optimists, as a pessimist. SCORE 178
George R.R. Martin vs. J. K. Rowling. SCORE 22
One big gelatinous ooze. SCORE 402
2pactopus SCORE 113
The power of barking SCORE 18
Splash Mountain, you’re doing it right. SCORE 20
The trouble with being Canadian. SCORE 326
Never trust a toddler. SCORE 82
I’m a multi-tasking procrastinator. SCORE 188
The Twortle SCORE 142
A very nice way to say thank you for the graduation gift SCORE 148
Unlikely lines from a cosmetics commercial. SCORE 455
Why I don’t look out the window at night SCORE 193
Non-essential organ support group. SCORE 221
Same thing… SCORE 21
The girl in our math problems. SCORE 546
If Parks and Rec. characters were children’s books. SCORE 135
Literally all I ever see on Facebook SCORE 16
Accurate. SCORE 146
You just can’t trust an Oompa Loompa. SCORE 186
Research doesn’t lie. SCORE 229
The baobab trees, Madagascar. SCORE 20
Scumbag NSA. SCORE 395
I can’t hear you. SCORE 23
Your cat hates you. SCORE 148
Burn!!! SCORE 1
Best Friend Cats. SCORE 130
When you have a snake as a roommate. SCORE 207