Slow Robot
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SCORE 93
I%26%238217%3Bve+never+wanted+to+burn+US+Currency+before%26%238230%3B
I’ve never wanted to burn US Currency before… SCORE 20
The+many+corns.
The many corns. SCORE 23
Birds+aren%26%238217%3Bt+even+real.
Birds aren’t even real. SCORE 29
Explain+that+to+your+future+children%26%238217%3Bs+children%26%238217%3Bs+children.
Explain that to your future children’s children’s children. SCORE 20
When+life+mimics+art.
When life mimics art. SCORE 28
Temuera+Morrison%2C+obviously.
Temuera Morrison, obviously. SCORE 26
AND+I%26%238217%3BD+DO+IT+AGAIN
AND I’D DO IT AGAIN SCORE 23
IT+PUTS+ME+BACK%21
IT PUTS ME BACK! SCORE 24
Monolith+mystery+revealed
Monolith mystery revealed SCORE 22
Alex+Trebek+in+all+his+glory+roundabout+1977.
Alex Trebek in all his glory roundabout 1977. SCORE 26
The+forbidden+color+group.
The forbidden color group. SCORE 34
I+don%26%238217%3Bt+see+the+problem.
I don’t see the problem. SCORE 39
Well.+OK+then.
Well. OK then. SCORE 3
More+of+an+elbow+guy%2C+personally.
More of an elbow guy, personally. SCORE 27
The+lorde+hath%26%238217%3B+spoken.
The lorde hath’ spoken. SCORE 39
Dynamic+Passwords+are+a+problem.
Dynamic Passwords are a problem. SCORE 27
My+eyes+are+tingling%26%238230%3B
My eyes are tingling… SCORE 38
ACTIVATE%21+ACTIVATE%21
ACTIVATE! ACTIVATE! SCORE 28
When+whales+fly%26%238230%3B
When whales fly… SCORE 30
Also+frogs.
Also frogs. SCORE 18
How+are+your+2021+goals+coming+along%3F
How are your 2021 goals coming along? SCORE 22
Dads+these+days%2C+amiright%3F
Dads these days, amiright? SCORE 33
Well+at+least+you+can+say+you+tried.
Well at least you can say you tried. SCORE 35
Truth%2C+this+is.
Truth, this is. SCORE 30
Why+is+that+a+thing%26%238230%3B
Why is that a thing… SCORE 45
Have+you+not+had+the+pleasure+of+hearing+the+horsie+twang
Have you not had the pleasure of hearing the horsie twang SCORE 24
And+here+we+go%26%238230%3B
And here we go… SCORE 24
It%26%238217%3Bs+string+theory.
It’s string theory. SCORE 24
Now+you+ruined+the+click.
Now you ruined the click. SCORE 35
Love%2C+ughhh%2C+finds+a+way.
Love, ughhh, finds a way. SCORE 25
The+expensive+one%3F
The expensive one? SCORE 22
Hear+me+out%2C+man%26%238230%3B
Hear me out, man… SCORE 27
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My+local+police+force+doesn%26%238217%3Bt+get+enough+credit+for+keeping+scumbags+like+this+off+the+streets.
My local police force doesn’t get enough credit for keeping scumbags like this off the streets. SCORE 122
Lifehacks
Lifehacks SCORE 71
Success+cat+with+the+assist
Success cat with the assist SCORE 82
A+mama+nope+protecting+her+baby+nopes
A mama nope protecting her baby nopes SCORE 88
Phoenix%2C+Arizona+should+not+exist.
Phoenix, Arizona should not exist. SCORE 147
We%26%238217%3Bre+gonna+need+another+duvet%21
We’re gonna need another duvet! SCORE 72
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