Coffee isn’t strong enough SCORE 40
Every sneeze after 25 could send you to the hospital SCORE 35
Problem solved SCORE 34
Same… SCORE 53
You can skip the next one… hundred SCORE 39
The one with the boom stick! SCORE 36
Would you prefer the CliffsNotes? SCORE 36
I cried then fell asleep SCORE 46
She doesn’t need to watch the movies, she’s going to live them SCORE 54
The obvious answer SCORE 26
Seagulls can’t read. And don’t care SCORE 31
At least he read the recipe? SCORE 1
Classic muffin hamster mix-up SCORE 40
It’s my super power SCORE 44
Jinkies! SCORE 63
Gotta work to eat SCORE 75
easy money SCORE 29
No emoji needed. Or wanted SCORE 45
This is why I keep my freezer full of ice cream. For the burns. SCORE 39
50 percent of ant marriages end in divorce SCORE 47
Important Chipotle Hack SCORE 63
What a cat-astrophe SCORE 24
Plot twist! SCORE 41
Life is a balancing act SCORE 54
Let’s just be friends SCORE 24
The Devil’s Advocate… SCORE 5
What about Linux? SCORE 45
Corbyn Dallas Multi-Pass SCORE 38
The obvious answer is always the right answer SCORE 47
Good boi summer SCORE 75
Happy little trees SCORE 50
Awkward SCORE 69