Nobody knows horsepower like I do. SCORE 116
My anaconda don’t want none, unless you defeat the Huns, son. SCORE 127
Halloween costumes. SCORE 152
Me at a bar. SCORE 196
Or die trying… SCORE 170
K-Mart in Detroit SCORE 125
Feeding homeless animals. SCORE 164
Hiding my hangover with sunglasses and a hoodie. SCORE 7
Pole dancing. SCORE 117
Extroverts. SCORE 9
Non-disguised blessings. SCORE 134
Poor moon… SCORE 13
A better way to pour orange juice. SCORE 111
Sherlock + Coke. Forever. SCORE 219
I eat when I’m depressed. SCORE 108
Zorba has two eye colors… in each eye. SCORE 150
The red paperclip makes it SCORE 184
How well I sleep… SCORE 70
You will never be this happy. SCORE 137
Leaving dishes in the sink. SCORE 148
Pump action bike SCORE 12
Five Doctors SCORE 175
Whipped. SCORE 9
Huffpost fixes mistake, makes same mistake in Correction SCORE 11
Asexual is an orientation. SCORE 188
Crushes, Frozen Yogurt, and a Fake Game of Thrones Spoiler SCORE -1
Crayola Color Chart, 1903-2010 SCORE 137
Katy Perry fan. SCORE 175
This really turns me on… SCORE 14
how lotr should have gone SCORE 15
Columbian Man SCORE 172
How Do You Sleep At Night? SCORE 166
