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We+all+dumb+at+one+point
That%26%238217%3Bs+enough+chocolate+to+raise+somebody+from+the+grave%26%238230%3B
That’s enough chocolate to raise somebody from the grave… SCORE 18
Laundry+day+is+stress.
Laundry day is stress. SCORE 22
The+Dracula+Parrot+vants+to+suck+your+blooood.
The Dracula Parrot vants to suck your blooood. SCORE 22
Up+to+you%2C+babe.
Up to you, babe. SCORE 17
I%26%238230%3B+never+thought+of+that.
I… never thought of that. SCORE 27
Do+better.+Keep+it+to+tiurse
Do better. Keep it to tiurse SCORE 33
I+would+go+to+this+light+show%26%238230%3B
I would go to this light show… SCORE 36
Smashing+time+travel%21
Smashing time travel! SCORE 20
When+your+publisher+is+only+in+it+for+the+money.
When your publisher is only in it for the money. SCORE 28
COMING+IN+HOT%21
COMING IN HOT! SCORE 18
Recycle%2C+reduce%2C+reuse.
Recycle, reduce, reuse. SCORE 18
Harness+the+matrix+for+your+own+good.
Harness the matrix for your own good. SCORE 14
%2Aplays+twilight+zone+music%2A
*plays twilight zone music* SCORE 29
I+was+glued+to+the+story%26%238230%3B
I was glued to the story… SCORE 20
Broiled+doggo%3F
Broiled doggo? SCORE 23
New+yard+sign
New yard sign SCORE 21
Switch+it+up+today.
Switch it up today. SCORE 23
Quarantined+in+Iceland.
Quarantined in Iceland. SCORE 30
Orbital+computing.
Orbital computing. SCORE 35
Science+is+cruel.
Science is cruel. SCORE 28
An+East+German+soldier+helps+a+young+boy+cross+the+newly-erected+Berlin+Wall+in+1961
An East German soldier helps a young boy cross the newly-erected Berlin Wall in 1961 SCORE 28
This+is+dysfunctional+and+I+don%26%238217%3Bt+know+why.
This is dysfunctional and I don’t know why. SCORE 28
He+promised+he+doesn%26%238217%3Bt+see+color+anymore%26%238230%3B
He promised he doesn’t see color anymore… SCORE 25
Eco+Bamboo+Toothbrush+Lets+You+Replace+Bristles
Eco Bamboo Toothbrush Lets You Replace Bristles SCORE 27
Love+you%2C+Dwigt.
Love you, Dwigt. SCORE 32
Biden+is+the+Obama+we%26%238217%3Bve+all+been+waiting+for%21
Biden is the Obama we’ve all been waiting for! SCORE 21
I+could+use+a+demon+or+two%26%238230%3B
I could use a demon or two… SCORE 31
You+got+it%2C+dude%26%238230%3B
You got it, dude… SCORE 20
It%26%238217%3Bs+the+fresh+start+I+didn%26%238217%3Bt+know+I+needed.
It’s the fresh start I didn’t know I needed. SCORE 25
We%26%238217%3Bll+take+the+lot%21
We’ll take the lot! SCORE 27
Step+out+the+car+please%2C+ma%26%238217%3Bam.
Step out the car please, ma’am. SCORE 18
Looks+like+just+anyone+can+get+on+the+Twitter%26%238230%3B
Looks like just anyone can get on the Twitter… SCORE 21
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Your+laundry+is+dry%26%238230%3B
Your laundry is dry… SCORE 24
When+the+guy+behind+you+keeps+kicking+your+seat
When the guy behind you keeps kicking your seat SCORE 21
Sensory+OVERLOAD%21
Sensory OVERLOAD! SCORE 39
Why+aren%26%238217%3Bt+we+funding+this%3F
Why aren’t we funding this? SCORE 43
Suddenly+round+of+applause%21
Suddenly round of applause! SCORE 47
Sparkling+anxiety+spritz%26%238230%3B
Sparkling anxiety spritz… SCORE 45
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