When you try to go to sleep while you’re drunk. SCORE 12
My life SCORE 113
Soy milk. SCORE 11
Dogs can sense earthquakes. SCORE 142
I need this. SCORE 11
Password strength: Blonde. SCORE 11
Boom pregnant! SCORE 14
When I get home from work. SCORE 105
Potential bookmarks SCORE 120
Why You Don’t See Santa Claus SCORE 11
Best headline ever. SCORE 119
I could watch this all day. SCORE 150
Best Day of his life so far! SCORE 5
Colorblind. SCORE 136
#KimJongUnHasAStupidHaircut SCORE 12
How to pretend to be an adult. SCORE 116
My kind of princess. Taco Belle. SCORE 98
Group projects. SCORE 149
This guy repaints doll faces. SCORE 202
After a long day of fetch SCORE 9
My love life. SCORE 171
I hate my life. SCORE 12
Got my girlfriend a leather jacket for Christmas. SCORE -6
I have a new dentist now… SCORE 12
How well I sleep. SCORE 8
How I feel about Christmas. SCORE 8
Words to live by SCORE 16
Loud music. SCORE 14
Does it make me a bad parent if im like this? SCORE 154
Loki. SCORE 152
Me too! SCORE 240
An $8 million Monet painting after a man punched it SCORE -4