you learn something new everyday SCORE 45
i wonder what she was dreaming about SCORE 30
must pet the pet SCORE 37
cats always come first SCORE 27
i can never find the words SCORE 45
dads always fall in love with the pet they claim not to want SCORE 19
i wonder why SCORE 39
don’t act like this isn’t true SCORE 28
never stop trying, Ramen! SCORE 43
so true SCORE 37
protect this baby elephant at all costs SCORE 50
reverse psychology on another level SCORE 37
my brain does this everytime SCORE 36
hopefully the job came with complimentary tissues SCORE 39
there were no survivors SCORE 37
oh wow SCORE 48
i want bill gates to pay off my student loans SCORE 79
clever girl SCORE 40
I did not choose these seats SCORE 39
unprofessional or brilliant? SCORE 56
bad ass SCORE 38
it’s cursed for sure SCORE 50
they’re my favorite people, too SCORE 36
you can pet bears, but you really shouldn’t SCORE 35
there has never been a more perfect name for a group of animals SCORE 34
dad joke level expert. waka waka waka! SCORE 45
too late SCORE 38
throw the damn ball SCORE 26
important psa SCORE 44
live your life to impress yourself SCORE 48
this can’t be a real sign, can it? SCORE 49
this is a really spicy take SCORE 46
