I can never show my face around there again SCORE 9
How “no homo” sounds. SCORE 21
Come on in, the water’s fine! SCORE -14
Soon. SCORE 8
Louigi gets a tough break. SCORE 24
Only slightly creepy. SCORE -9
The future. SCORE 22
Church of Rodel, Scotland SCORE 21
My friend’s chin is a shark. SCORE 241
Scumbag NSA. SCORE 395
How I view optimists, as a pessimist. SCORE 178
The trouble with being Canadian. SCORE 326
I can’t wait to see this in my grandkids history books! SCORE 207
Good Guy Dave. SCORE 461
If Parks and Rec. characters were children’s books. SCORE 135
Mount Rainier, Washington SCORE 256
When Tumblr gets deep. SCORE 441
I like the sound you make when… SCORE 12
King Cuddles. SCORE 8
Non-essential organ support group. SCORE 221
Literally all I ever see on Facebook SCORE 16
Our nations finest quidditch players. SCORE 482
You just can’t trust an Oompa Loompa. SCORE 186
Trying to eat a Nature Valley bar SCORE 207
Shotgun vs. Rosa parks. SCORE 291
go home science, you’re drunk SCORE 230
Well Played Bruce, Well Played… SCORE 3
Complimentary air guitar. SCORE 10
How automakers see back seat passengers… SCORE 7
Oh… SCORE 8
Introducing the Nopefish. SCORE 295
George R.R. Martin vs. J. K. Rowling. SCORE 22