The closest I’ll ever get to playing a violin. SCORE 110
Master of trolls. SCORE 20
When my name’s in a math problem. SCORE 182
Anything can be a sexy Halloween costume. SCORE 5
Why T-Rex can’t clap his hands. SCORE 113
That’s what your mom said. SCORE 232
Doctors’ notes. SCORE 135
Multi-purpose racket. SCORE 105
The future. SCORE 172
Damn you, Ikea… SCORE 13
Who’s the scaredy cat now? SCORE 125
Europeans Trying to Dodge the Spoilers SCORE -2
Sloth too lazy to eat. SCORE 95
Wasted. SCORE 6
Witherspoon? SCORE 188
Well, I feel insignificant now. SCORE 116
Complex carbohydrates. SCORE 115
In the Beginning… SCORE 169
The worst part about driving in the summertime. SCORE 15
Luke, I am… SCORE 123
Nutella and I. SCORE 9
The power of keyboard cat SCORE 0
Top Soccer Shootout Ever SCORE 15
The Sahara Toilet. SCORE 14
If Disney princesses were sloths SCORE 97
Meet Kristina Chesterman. SCORE 204
Way below average… SCORE 221
Girl problems. SCORE 243
Rap Has Changed SCORE 130
The proper way to eat pumpkin pie. SCORE 128
Dog zen. SCORE 11
Girls be like. SCORE 10