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Extreme+Hammocking
Cannot+disclose+reality.
Cannot disclose reality. SCORE 13
I%26%238217%3Bd+put+money+on+it%2C+actually.
I’d put money on it, actually. SCORE 25
Wordsmiths.
Wordsmiths. SCORE 27
That%26%238217%3Bs+great+Bri%21
That’s great Bri! SCORE 16
Harry+is+excitable+this+morning.
Harry is excitable this morning. SCORE 18
Burn+the+beetles%2C+please.
Burn the beetles, please. SCORE 15
He+could+be+right%26%238230%3B
He could be right… SCORE 17
Thank+you+for+being+a+friend.
Thank you for being a friend. SCORE 14
Big+perks
Big perks SCORE 22
Chick-Fil-A+gets+a+a
Chick-Fil-A gets a a SCORE 24
New+Historical+Site+in+PA.
New Historical Site in PA. SCORE 28
%F0%9D%93%88%F0%9D%93%86%F0%9D%93%8A%F0%9D%92%BE%F0%9D%92%B9
π“ˆπ“†π“Šπ’Ύπ’Ή SCORE 24
Ahh..+sure+enough.
Ahh.. sure enough. SCORE 17
Hello%2C+old+friend.
Hello, old friend. SCORE 19
It%26%238217%3Bs+duck+season+somewhere.
It’s duck season somewhere. SCORE 17
%2Asplish+splash+intensifies%2A
*splish splash intensifies* SCORE 20
That%26%238217%3Bs+a+bad+deal%2C+man.
That’s a bad deal, man. SCORE 16
Why+would+it+lose+value+under+a+mattress%3F
Why would it lose value under a mattress? SCORE 26
The+crows+have+eyes.
The crows have eyes. SCORE 32
Names+and+dates+please.
Names and dates please. SCORE 8
it%26%238217%3Bs+a+blessing
it’s a blessing SCORE 22
Please+make+it+stop.
Please make it stop. SCORE 27
Whoopsie%21
Whoopsie! SCORE 21
Quatro+crazy.
Quatro crazy. SCORE 26
The+original+danger+noodle.
The original danger noodle. SCORE 18
Nobody+thinks+that.
Nobody thinks that. SCORE 29
Jump+on+that+nostalgia+train+to+Georgia.
Jump on that nostalgia train to Georgia. SCORE 29
Working+from+home+and+you+hit+video+instead+of+audio%26%238230%3B+2021
Working from home and you hit video instead of audio… 2021 SCORE 25
RIP+In+Pot+Roast
RIP In Pot Roast SCORE 18
RIP+epidermis%26%238230%3B
RIP epidermis… SCORE 18
It+Ain%26%238217%3Bt+Much%2C+But+It%26%238217%3Bs+Honest+Work
It Ain’t Much, But It’s Honest Work SCORE 25
Good.
Good. SCORE 25
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How+else+do+you+expect+me+to+keep+in+contact+with+my+preschool+teacher+I+never+contact%3F
How else do you expect me to keep in contact with my preschool teacher I never contact? SCORE 41
Don%26%238217%3Bt+be+evil%26%238230%3B
Don’t be evil… SCORE 22
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Spacious apartment under the stairs… SCORE 32
Alexa+has+determined+your+recent+covid-19+exposure+requires+quarantine.
Alexa has determined your recent covid-19 exposure requires quarantine. SCORE 28
Tale+as+old+as+time.
Tale as old as time. SCORE 29
Big+Ooof.
Big Ooof. SCORE 20
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