is that not why we eat them? SCORE 31
watermelon armor dog SCORE 23
i hope so! SCORE 21
i am this dog SCORE 20
maybe he’s not so bad after all? SCORE 50
but you both still like each other anyway SCORE 31
Lana approves SCORE 76
you learn something new everyday SCORE 45
pebble and roll SCORE 65
too late SCORE 38
dad joke level expert. waka waka waka! SCORE 45
this can’t be a real sign, can it? SCORE 49
googly eyes make everything better SCORE 43
she pretended not to know them and took an uber home SCORE 35
dads always fall in love with the pet they claim not to want SCORE 19
i know the feeling well SCORE 31
anchors away! SCORE 22
I’d buy the mayo SCORE 31
there were no survivors SCORE 37
there has never been a more perfect name for a group of animals SCORE 34
he regrets going to the gym SCORE 32
teens with attitude SCORE 27
my brain does this everytime SCORE 36
5 days a week SCORE 45
it’s true SCORE 58
american cheese is real cheese. it’s just more patriotic than other cheeses SCORE 10
they really are gentle creatures SCORE 36
he made his choice SCORE 42
never stop trying, Ramen! SCORE 43
freestyle acupuncture SCORE 36
wrong place, wrong time SCORE 38
she meant it, too SCORE 43
