This is not a joke. SCORE 130
Right in the unemployment SCORE 116
When the underwire in your bra snaps SCORE 69
When you falling asleep in class then you remember how much college tuition is SCORE 75
The Many-Faced God SCORE 52
Exit the womb they said… SCORE 98
When someone from work starts explaining to me how many calories are in my lunch… SCORE 110
They call cat people crazy… SCORE 82
He never left the bucket… SCORE 87
My Promise To My Children SCORE 35
Today I Learned Trump is Batman SCORE -13
Eating Popcorn SCORE 66
He does make a point… SCORE 52
Eye makeup at it’s best SCORE 44
Every few years Tom Hanks plays a slightly more serious Captain. SCORE 108
Show me where the pain is SCORE 68
Me explaining underwear to aliens SCORE 109
Metal men SCORE 235
Grown-ups must eat Sad Meals SCORE 126
No thank you… SCORE 80
The Excuse Creator SCORE 62
I can’t be the only one that does this SCORE 89
So that’s how it went down… SCORE 48
Everybody Sucks 2016 SCORE 100
When you start to lose weight… SCORE 70
Tiny Knitted And Crocheted Creatures SCORE 70
I wonder what song the Little Mermaid was singing… SCORE 38
What being an adult is like SCORE 72
Why Female Friendships Are Important SCORE 156
When you are a designer fresh out of college. SCORE 118
I agree with the public on this one SCORE 94
A Thai Elephant Named Mosha Gets A Prosthetic Leg SCORE 102