They must’ve known I was coming SCORE 70
Tattoos are a chore. SCORE 94
Someone is having a day… SCORE 69
Landlord Did Mention A Small Infestation SCORE 71
Sweatpants are life. SCORE 65
Chromatic Typewriter SCORE 89
Protesting homophobia SCORE 76
Entrances be crazy. SCORE 83
He loves me? He loves me not. SCORE 61
Lake Hillier, Australia SCORE 56
Who would have guessed? SCORE 70
So distraught SCORE 77
Don’t talk around your phone or else you’ll insta-ntly get an ad SCORE 71
Met one of those guys from the math problems tonight. SCORE 62
Rain, seen from a plane SCORE 88
Battle of the Bugs SCORE 44
I kept my hotel key cards from my first year working for the airlines SCORE 54
Found this at a garage sale SCORE 57
Overpopulation SCORE 91
This is why you don’t park in the striped area in a handicap zone. SCORE 85
Aw, such innocence… SCORE 83
I think Elon is a believer… SCORE 60
Bear Jui Jitsu SCORE 51
Dear Parents, Stop Getting In Your Kids Faces… SCORE 84
Costco believes recycling is trash SCORE 53
Jesus would you look at the time SCORE 56
Why is he staring at me? SCORE 69
John Lennon was a savage SCORE 91
This ridiculous cactus SCORE 66
No thanks to you, Dumbledore SCORE 49
Her wireless hamster isn’t working SCORE 77
Riddle me this SCORE 80