I shall ease your suffering SCORE 161
Cats do make sense. SCORE 120
Dentist has this hanging in waiting room. SCORE 115
Oh dear SCORE 109
new girlfriend? SCORE 78
And here we go. SCORE 64
Seems Off…. SCORE 153
We should’ve at least been allowed to choose our destination SCORE 68
What are they saying about you? SCORE 128
This was taped to the door of the hotel room next to mine. Good luck, John. SCORE 55
Mondays… SCORE 104
One step closer to taking over the world SCORE 86
Yo mama jokes SCORE 162
Me in the Gym SCORE 88
Teacher has been holding free lessons for slum children under a bridge in India SCORE 136
Did I choose the wrong occupation? SCORE 111
identical twins cribs SCORE 108
Alright, that’s enough now SCORE 99
She’ll be playing Nana in my daughter’s ballet production of Peter Pan. Today was her costume fitting. SCORE 138
Reporting for zips SCORE 132
Heartbreak SCORE 109
MonSter dEstrOYs HomE, famILy BaReLY eScapES SCORE 96
Japanese Bus Drivers on Strike SCORE 211
Maybe try texting them again SCORE 106
…. I gotta go SCORE 81
Cash me outside. SCORE 56
Is there anything your hero is frightened of? SCORE 82
Life doesn’t make sense anymore SCORE 151
I don’t trust you if you don’t relate SCORE 116
GIMME SCORE 116
My older brother SCORE 62
A new kind of (brutally) nice guy SCORE 138