At my funeral. SCORE 218
Why I don’t look out the window at night SCORE 193
short people SCORE 0
The dentist’s office. SCORE 116
Splash Mountain, you’re doing it right. SCORE 20
Goats are jerks. SCORE 114
Best Friend Cats. SCORE 130
I can’t hear you. SCORE 23
Going home for vacation SCORE 14
The girl in our math problems. SCORE 546
I’ve never been more scared of starfish… SCORE 19
A Date for the Scilence SCORE 23
A very nice way to say thank you for the graduation gift SCORE 148
Dealing with children… SCORE 30
Clive wasn’t a smart man. SCORE 240
Cats are jerks. SCORE 157
The baobab trees, Madagascar. SCORE 20
Accurate. SCORE 287
Mr. Mix… SCORE 1
The Twortle SCORE 142
Fame Still Can’t Beat Brothers SCORE 39
Wife is pregnant, don’t ask. SCORE 20
Light vs. darkness. SCORE 255
Oh. Dis my favorite part. SCORE 276
The evilest thing I can imagine… SCORE 13
Trollololo! SCORE 151
One big gelatinous ooze. SCORE 402
Burn!!! SCORE 1
Research doesn’t lie. SCORE 229
Now kiss… SCORE 115
Howling lessons SCORE 9
Lady Liberty while she was still being created. SCORE 12
