I can finally go home and relax. SCORE 153
He looked out the kitchen window. SCORE 118
23% more fuel efficient than a real horse. SCORE 314
Parkour masters. SCORE 154
Deal breaker. SCORE 368
I think you’re fintastic. SCORE 284
You’re doing it right. SCORE 195
Prove awesomeness. SCORE 323
I don’ts sees it. SCORE 145
How to troll a billboard. SCORE 255
Stupid Santa. SCORE 299
Real food!!! SCORE 260
Chewy Vuitton. SCORE 184
I freaking love leaves!!! SCORE 220
Do you still feel something for me? SCORE 310
Discuss. SCORE -25
One does not simply get off the Internet. SCORE 223
Invisible crack pipe. SCORE 159
Pokémon. SCORE 310
Ahh procrastination. SCORE 339
Why I’m still a virgin. SCORE 346
I’m just so happy… SCORE 188
Laughterhouse. SCORE 120
You know you do this too… SCORE 156
Anatomy of a muggle. SCORE 148
It’s better than yours. SCORE 219
All the people who want to date you. SCORE 214
Just a hamster… ZOMGG!!! WTF! SCORE 209
Forever alone dog. SCORE 210
Le vibration in pocket. SCORE 259
Anybody else? SCORE 284
Why I hate dentists. SCORE 239
