Adulthood SCORE 110
I call shenanigans SCORE 101
Simpsons Have The Right Idea.. SCORE 93
One difference between Nixon and Trump SCORE 104
Asking the real questions SCORE 179
America is so progressive SCORE 79
Admiration SCORE 80
Scumbag junior SCORE 80
Now that is dedication SCORE 151
That’s how I get through everything SCORE 135
A damn fool SCORE 65
Who else does this? SCORE 112
All of these are true SCORE 177
When your friend is about to do something stupid… SCORE 105
Watching A Movie SCORE 73
The joys of flossing SCORE 75
I do this all too often SCORE 81
30,000 shredded emails SCORE 37
Thanks, Internet. SCORE 47
My ice cold heart. SCORE 82
When relatives start asking about what you’re doing with your life SCORE 52
The stars will show you what you truly want SCORE 70
2016 is the weirdest year I can ever remember SCORE 88
Pokemon Go got everyone like… SCORE 29
It has its ups and downs SCORE 121
Trust your instincts folks SCORE 95
Leo gets it SCORE 162
Full time savage SCORE 70
Grandmotherly advice SCORE 98
Contender at the 2015 World Beard and Mustache Championships SCORE 90
Buying a cheeseburger from a clown before McDonald’s SCORE 107
Everything Is Chemicals… SCORE 138