12:01 AM, 1/1/2014 SCORE 118
I only say ‘bless you’ twice. SCORE 171
What sorcery is this? SCORE 14
Fair question… SCORE 121
Because they are so similar… SCORE 7
No matter if it’s freezing cold or boiling hot… SCORE 11
In about 20 years… SCORE 270
Do want. SCORE 135
The gym on New Year’s day. SCORE 5
Happy Mew Year! SCORE 3
Play time with piggy. SCORE 154
The Beagles. SCORE 108
The difference 20 years makes. SCORE 177
Harry Potter SCORE 12
If it fits… SCORE 104
The risk is too high SCORE 8
Help! SCORE 12
Important advice for New Year’s eve. SCORE 3
Childhood. SCORE 228
Who did it better? SCORE 243
Chess set made entirely of dead mice. SCORE -16
Keeping the squirrel out of the bird feeder SCORE 113
Fluorite SCORE 11
Perpetual motion. SCORE 127
Friends are good. SCORE 151
Oscar does a handstand… SCORE 42
My life goal SCORE 19
Jim Gaffigan on trying to convince readers to buy his book SCORE 239
Free hotels for ladies on their period SCORE 21
Have a grumpy New Year. SCORE 7
The Hamburglar. SCORE 142
This guy takes april fools to another level SCORE 205
