You can’t eat money. SCORE 11
Small dogs. SCORE 12
I would never leave SCORE 12
Words SCORE 176
Happy Easter! SCORE 52
Me as a grandpa SCORE 185
Jim Carrey on The Walking Dead SCORE 9
The positive side of not getting vaccinated. SCORE 215
Kurt Cobain on rape SCORE 219
Schrödinger’s Easter Bunny SCORE 137
That’s just mean. SCORE 7
Robot love. SCORE 12
Serving Suggestion SCORE 182
Wet floor SCORE 6
Do not pick up the goats SCORE 156
Missed opportunity. SCORE 172
Brilliant dad SCORE 167
Thief! SCORE 9
Funniest things kids have said to their teachers SCORE 190
Human shaming. SCORE 12
Dumbleburn SCORE 160
Soap for hipsters SCORE 13
Spoiler alert! SCORE 7
I had troubles SCORE 12
Trying to fit in… SCORE 11
Three faces. SCORE 164
24 carrot gold cake. Do want. SCORE 0
Motorcycle expectations vs reality SCORE 8
Gym expectations vs reality SCORE 13
Legalize everything. SCORE 8
You may pass. SCORE 10
Simpson’s nail my catholic upbringing SCORE 13