The flowers are singing! SCORE 48
When your mother-in-law offers to watch the children for the weekend SCORE 44
WHy would you do this? SCORE 36
This shouldn’t have to be said. SCORE 137
Burn the heathen! SCORE 58
The long con. SCORE 88
Geology rocks. SCORE 92
Stops at every rest stop SCORE 41
Got fired from the nuclear power plant today. Gave my boss the middle finger and walked out. SCORE 61
adulting be like SCORE 118
I specifically requested the opposite of this SCORE 83
Ancient Roman glass gaming die from the second century SCORE 84
Better to burn out than fade away SCORE 56
Just gonna leaf this here SCORE 47
Benefits of being a Vet SCORE 87
Sorry not sorry – Michelangelo, probably SCORE 26
A Heart-shaped Lightning Strike SCORE 110
Step up your bath game. SCORE 45
Walrus fell asleep on top of a submarine SCORE 82
You’re hired. SCORE 90
Just Realized That My Bf Never Asked Me To… SCORE 84
Maybe you shouldn’t drink milk after all SCORE 106
No dating for the batman SCORE 83
This is why you don’t use tinder for jokes. SCORE 80
Bring the kids! SCORE 48
When You Feed Your Cats An Hour Late SCORE 70
Instant regret SCORE 76
I say Beauty of Life. SCORE 95
A very unique street in Spain SCORE 55
Stop all this unnecessary hate SCORE 59
Academics SCORE 44
We shall slep SCORE 64
