OMG mom, call MTV! SCORE 751
Wake-up call. SCORE 1175
Meanwhile, in London. SCORE 753
Sleeping like a boss. SCORE 595
How to crush childhoods. SCORE 1013
But today I’m only going to eat two slices… SCORE 434
Content of women’s magazines. SCORE 466
Congratulations… SCORE 777
I’m going to need some of these. SCORE 449
Are they twins? SCORE 590
4/21. SCORE 617
Can’t be unseen. SCORE 291
Bill and Hillary. SCORE 613
Death to hipsters. SCORE 606
Patrick! SCORE 1033
Marathon. SCORE 2146
Daddy, how was I born? SCORE 968
Pigeon is not amused! SCORE 348
Hipster Pocahontas. SCORE 783
Do want. SCORE 1043
Birthdays then and now. SCORE 1249
Female == Iron Man. SCORE 415
I’m Abraham Lincoln! SCORE 227
Buffering. SCORE 814
Get a girlfriend, they said… SCORE 277
Throwing stars are overrated. SCORE 185
Ghetto swimming pool. SCORE 244
1st rule of buddy system? SCORE 246
Caterpillar mustache. SCORE 126
A story about Fiona. SCORE 831
Dear 90’s kids, SCORE 559
Dysfunctional Valentine hearts. SCORE 300
