Astronauts assemble! SCORE 22
Long live the queen!? SCORE 30
Good luck with the investigation! SCORE 30
2020 will spawn some crazy Netflix shows… SCORE 30
Vanna White on the Price is Right, circa 1985 SCORE 24
US senator open calls for executions of Americans, BTW SCORE 24
To the rescue? SCORE 23
Gave me a reason to shower, anyway. SCORE 32
281 retweets, 302 <3 SCORE 37
Honey,I think there was a mix up at the hospital… SCORE 22
Corona bad. SCORE 27
🤔 SCORE 19
Beware the danger. SCORE 27
Preach, Papa. SCORE 40
Be petty SCORE 35
We are dedicated to the sciences. SCORE 21
Feed the birds… tuppence a bag. SCORE 21
The Fortune Cookies Are Sick Of Us SCORE 19
Absolute class. SCORE 25
We need you, bud. SCORE 18
This 5 legged toad from Springfield, probably. SCORE 14
Top ten ways to get out of the draft… SCORE 17
Preparation pays off. SCORE 100
Technically Google is not at fault for how lost you are…. SCORE 27
I PUT TEAR GAS ON MY EGGS FOR BREAKFAST SCORE 23
Breonna Taylor’s killers are not in custody. Who else? SCORE 28
Le sigh… SCORE 26
2020 does not look good on me… bro SCORE 33
You are a fair bit more ragged, than I recall… SCORE 26
Black Lives Matter Plaza by order of Mayor Bowser SCORE 26
Let it happen. SCORE 34
everyone needs a bestie SCORE 27