That’s not how independence works. SCORE 30
Anyone else relate to this too much? SCORE 34
I laughed at this more than I should have SCORE 52
Yeah, GTFO works for me SCORE -35
Only on days that end in y SCORE 41
I. NEED. THEM. ALL. SCORE 33
Negotiating fail SCORE 15
Nacho cheesier Doritos, baby SCORE 33
Always be nice to crows SCORE 30
Yo ho ho SCORE 37
Need some ointment for that burn? SCORE 29
I knew the avocado fact! SCORE 37
I was upset until I got to the reason SCORE 23
But Carmen Sandiego is a real person. SCORE 11
What murder? SCORE 45
Proceed SCORE 30
F.O.C.U.S. people SCORE 35
I can see my brain I rolled my eyes back so far SCORE 33
Must have been all the Cheetos? SCORE 33
Smile and breathe SCORE 36
80 hours these days SCORE -19
The things men do to get laid… SCORE 16
How much does he spend on gas, though? SCORE 40
The test results are in, and you are a terrible person SCORE -36
Sports! SCORE 42
Walmart parenting fails. Lol SCORE 29
At least they’re honest. SCORE 62
Fatality SCORE 40
And cheese SCORE 26
The universe had a score to settle SCORE 35
Military grade leggings SCORE 60
I’d be making s’mores over the fire SCORE 44
