My buddy’s will that’s leaving for deployment. SCORE 138
What parents never want their kids to realize. SCORE 57
How the beach often works for me. SCORE 60
I am chill SCORE 102
Corgi Shorts SCORE 88
Learning to read with Elmo SCORE -1
Global Warming SCORE 183
Stephen Hawking is a genius SCORE 177
Spare Hair SCORE 56
Self control SCORE 100
Don’t let your demons win. SCORE 207
Typical Cat Relationship SCORE 65
Stress SCORE 147
Parks & Rec would’ve had such a hilarious episode about Pokemon Go. SCORE 149
It’s Weird How People Say “Follow Your Dreams” SCORE 129
If I knew being an Olympian meant meeting Zac Efron… SCORE 106
Two types of wine drinkers SCORE 80
How weather works SCORE 68
Such Christianity SCORE 195
Having a baby ain’t cheap SCORE 146
Shapeshifting is the best super power SCORE 201
A fly on the wall. SCORE 99
The worst Halloween yet SCORE 155
People who put this quote in their profiles SCORE 111
Packed party. SCORE 116
No contest SCORE 123
Slow on the draw. SCORE 69
The next Pope SCORE 143
How much pain are you feeling? SCORE 53
Sharing the Shade SCORE 69
Have we not suffered enough? SCORE 120
When you’re studying for finals SCORE 96