The minimum wage machine. SCORE 301
What happens to eyelashes in the extreme cold. SCORE 155
Happy New Year! SCORE 164
Om nom nom. SCORE 134
Why I can’t watch Breaking Bad. SCORE 271
How to steal an old person. SCORE 198
No ink? SCORE 139
Excellent question. SCORE 142
Leafy greens? SCORE 87
So this is boxing day. SCORE 141
Brace yourself. SCORE 97
Take your risks now. SCORE 223
This January. SCORE 265
Tetris problems. SCORE 206
He loves me. He loves me not. SCORE 117
I hate hipsters. SCORE 180
A multi-tool case for your iPhone. SCORE 245
I need this. SCORE 174
Poor Mitt. SCORE 92
Dill with it. SCORE 97
Accurate. SCORE 170
This new ride at Disney Land looks awesome. SCORE 66
What screws us up most in life… SCORE 211
In case of love. SCORE 120
Les Misérables: a review. SCORE 206
Vulgarity is no substitute for wit. SCORE 414
Battle of the archers. SCORE 432
Hating people takes too much energy. SCORE 136
How I feel about Internet Explorer. SCORE 186
After getting my first job out of college. SCORE 256
Scumbag pigeons. SCORE 171
The dentist is overrated. SCORE 163
