I. Can’t. Wait. SCORE 41
Slightly miffed cat SCORE 49
You Just Can’t Marry The First Person You Meet SCORE 54
This is the view from the Pizza Hut balcony in Egypt. SCORE 61
The manager of the cleaning company we use had a wholesome reaction when I accidentally sent her a text meant for my wife. SCORE 79
All The Health Food Advocates Of This World SCORE 60
How often did he save everyone on Gilligans island? SCORE 82
Branch Manager & Assistant to the Branch Manager. SCORE 75
Pet rejection is the worst kind of rejection. SCORE 68
Don’t mind me i’m just the milkman SCORE 58
Hydrophobic Sand SCORE 88
Boop SCORE 50
Alligator SCORE 79
Gotta love the Colonel! SCORE 93
My dog looks like the girl from that meme SCORE 48
Can I help you human? SCORE 60
Buh Bye now! SCORE 47
Life in 2017… SCORE 70
How to properly make a toast SCORE 102
In Every Painting Of Him I’ve Ever Seen… SCORE 74
Dads in the office. SCORE 72
Just making that clear. SCORE 79
Mother speaking a language that everyone understands. SCORE 79
"I’ll just sleep right here so nobody steals my food" SCORE 81
Swipe right for Jesus. SCORE 55
Classic. SCORE 39
That ass is getting beat! SCORE 59
WebMD, increasing anxiety since 1996 SCORE 59
Let him fight! SCORE 78
Cat Selfie SCORE 50
Denny’s is always there to help out SCORE 84
I rest my case. SCORE 57