you’re just a normal person, jimmy SCORE 29
realizing no one was listening was the hard part SCORE 33
putting your laundry away really opens the room up SCORE 24
the answer is whiskey SCORE 24
enter my what now? SCORE 27
the astley paradox SCORE 19
dreams are fun SCORE 28
fancy af SCORE 10
i’m the devil and these are my eggs SCORE 17
i put it on so i could fall asleep. i see this as an absolute win SCORE 17
at least the cat is using it, even if it’s not how intended SCORE 24
all natural SCORE 22
boom SCORE 12
i’m such a good boy. and handsome, too! SCORE 15
glucose guardian SCORE 12
you can’t just… pick them off SCORE 11
have it their way SCORE 16
therapy burn SCORE 29
how much emotional damage can one person really cause? SCORE 12
a traditional dish from pompeii SCORE 10
like tears in the rain SCORE 2
leaning tower of politeness SCORE 26
one mimosa and you’ll be right as rain SCORE 19
til death do us part SCORE 22
and that’s probably a low estimate SCORE 9
hello old friend, it’s been too long SCORE 23
one is never an option SCORE 10
worth the gas. would eat SCORE -3
not a high success rate SCORE 25
let the hate flow through you SCORE 21
guilty on all charges SCORE 15
i don’t even know what my voicemail greeting is right now SCORE 14
