Get this kid an [f]ork! SCORE 7
Use Banana leaves as natural packaging to reduce plastic use, please. SCORE 27
Bless each other PRN. SCORE 28
Do not pass go, do not collect 200 dollars… SCORE 24
Gonna be a few yet, bub. SCORE 30
Gotta same ’em all. SCORE 30
Dolly Parton just help cure AIDS, basically. SCORE 29
George Washington’s military trunk bed used during the Revolutionary War, circa 1775 SCORE 27
sent via FAX SCORE 15
Career options are actually pretty limited… SCORE 25
I wonder how many calories are burned washing hands… SCORE 18
This is not the cake you’re looking for… SCORE 20
Default to death, generally. SCORE 17
hello little friend SCORE 20
RIP yahoo answers SCORE 28
Sloooowwwww gato. SCORE 21
Issa side quest. SCORE 24
Well he’s not wrong. SCORE 22
He has never felt so empowered. SCORE 30
Free vaccine in the parking lot this morning! SCORE 10
Everybody loves an origin story. SCORE 20
More breadsticks please. SCORE 12
The Office cameos SCORE 11
I’ll scratch your back if you scratch mine SCORE 24
Life is a joke and you’re the punch line. SCORE 25
Technically you give a little fuc… SCORE 24
There’s probably a judge out there who would hear it… SCORE 9
Do the blink! SCORE 23
*have SCORE 16
Satanicly cheesy! SCORE 18
HHHGGGEEEERHHHRRRRR SCORE 22
Letter sent by A Singaporean Principal before exams SCORE 26
