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This+shop+owner+in+Cologne+has+a+oil+painting+of+himself+hanging+next+to+his+counter.
The+bucket+you+deserve.
The bucket you deserve. SCORE 25
Masks+are+for+pussies%2C+also.
Masks are for pussies, also. SCORE 26
Gon%26%238217%3B+be+straight
Gon’ be straight SCORE 30
The+areas+around+the+brown+spots+on+bananas+glow+brightly+when+you+shine+a+black+light+on+them%2C+BTW.
The areas around the brown spots on bananas glow brightly when you shine a black light on them, BTW. SCORE 22
B+A+N+A+N+A+N+A
B A N A N A N A SCORE 29
This+man+wears+his+political+leanings+on+his+sleeve%26%238230%3B
This man wears his political leanings on his sleeve… SCORE 40
Ahh+yes.+Forbidden+knowledge%26%238230%3B
Ahh yes. Forbidden knowledge… SCORE 30
He+who+controls+the+spice%26%238230%3B
He who controls the spice… SCORE 30
She%26%238217%3Bs+working+hard+to+deliver+the+world+to+them.
She’s working hard to deliver the world to them. SCORE 25
Always+listening%26%238230%3B
Always listening… SCORE 25
That%26%238217%3Bs+got+a+different+vibe+to+it%26%238230%3B
That’s got a different vibe to it… SCORE 30
The+thing+about+pastry+chefs.
The thing about pastry chefs. SCORE 36
When+art+mimics+reality%26%238230%3B
When art mimics reality… SCORE 19
Hamilton+was+petty.
Hamilton was petty. SCORE 31
Babushka++no+fretting.
Babushka no fretting. SCORE 30
You+can+get+it+too%2C+Roy.
You can get it too, Roy. SCORE 28
I+HAVE+THE+POWAH%21
I HAVE THE POWAH! SCORE 33
When+Gamers+grow+up.
When Gamers grow up. SCORE 33
he%26%238217%3Bs+a+rescue
he’s a rescue SCORE 39
COVID+bonus+damage
COVID bonus damage SCORE 24
Mistakes+were+made.
Mistakes were made. SCORE 28
Respect.
Respect. SCORE 28
pls+entry%3F
pls entry? SCORE 33
pure+happiness
pure happiness SCORE 40
Someone+accidentally+set+off+the+fire+suppression+system+in+a+military+hanger
Someone accidentally set off the fire suppression system in a military hanger SCORE 28
The+future+looks+promising.
The future looks promising. SCORE 34
You+should+really+charge+you+battery%2C+though.
You should really charge you battery, though. SCORE 48
gos+is+luv
gos is luv SCORE 36
T-shirt+sales+are+boppin%26%238217%3B
T-shirt sales are boppin’ SCORE -1
Left%3A+the+only+standing+building+after+the+bomb+in+Hiroshima.+Right%3A+the+only+standing+building+after+the+Beirut+explosion.+Both+were+made+by+Czechs.
Left: the only standing building after the bomb in Hiroshima. Right: the only standing building after the Beirut explosion. Both were made by Czechs. SCORE 30
Russian+Attack+Helicopter%2C+probably.
Russian Attack Helicopter, probably. SCORE 17
Different+times%2C+different+selfies%26%238230%3B
Different times, different selfies… SCORE 40
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free+bird%21
free bird! SCORE 44
one+of+them+could+happen
one of them could happen SCORE 28
we%26%238217%3Bre+doomed
we’re doomed SCORE 30
hello
hello SCORE 38
my+next+big+amazon+purchase
my next big amazon purchase SCORE 31
the+voice+of+an+angel
the voice of an angel SCORE 46
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