Wouldn’t want anyone stealing… SCORE 12
Take your kids to the park. SCORE 31
This one hit my funny bone… SCORE 34
*gunshots* SCORE 22
Tis only a flesh wound… SCORE 22
Tuna contains high levels of mercury… probably. SCORE 16
He’s seen some things… SCORE 20
Cat’s often dominate. SCORE 25
Lindo love you too, Bobbo. SCORE 18
What sound would it make? SCORE 31
Food for thoug SCORE 26
Can we phrase it differently, please? – Papa Dracula SCORE 24
I was walking home from CVS this morning when the wind blew my receipt out of my hand. SCORE 32
Cha cha real smooth… SCORE 28
That’s one way to get help moving. SCORE 25
How did we miss this?! SCORE 18
We should buy them all??? SCORE 30
Private school looks legit… SCORE 21
Just like Jesus would do… SCORE 13
Big hmm… SCORE 32
Waitasecond… SCORE 39
There’s always one… SCORE 29
McDonald’s 1955-2019 SCORE 21
Big Buddha is watching, always watching… SCORE 23
Mama mia look at the pizza… SCORE 20
Sweet Jesus… SCORE 23
The problem with toaster engineers… SCORE 33
This kid lives. SCORE 41
The one true science SCORE 32
Respect, Sheriff Javier. SCORE 34
You’re probably fun at parties… SCORE 27
Robot puts a baby to bed… SCORE 23