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Well+played+United+Methodist+Church%2C+well+played%26%238230%3B
Big+Gulp
Big Gulp SCORE 16
%2Agreetings+in+parseltongue%2A
*greetings in parseltongue* SCORE 32
Haw-Yee
Haw-Yee SCORE 29
People+on+unemployment+since+April+have+paid+more+taxes%26%238230%3B
People on unemployment since April have paid more taxes… SCORE 24
There%26%238217%3Bs+a+Darth+Vader+head+gargoyle+on+the+Washington+Cathedral
There’s a Darth Vader head gargoyle on the Washington Cathedral SCORE 21
It%26%238217%3Bs+a+nice+boulder%26%238230%3B
It’s a nice boulder… SCORE 30
Just+pre-covid+things%26%238230%3B
Just pre-covid things… SCORE 10
You+can+die+making+decisions+like+that%2C+lady.
You can die making decisions like that, lady. SCORE 23
Flesh+tone+Crayola+keeping+things+fresh.
Flesh tone Crayola keeping things fresh. SCORE 21
Well+hello+baby%26%238230%3B
Well hello baby… SCORE 26
Sing+me+the+song+of+someone+elses+people.
Sing me the song of someone elses people. SCORE 22
Generally.
Generally. SCORE 22
The+birbs+will+protect.
The birbs will protect. SCORE 27
Mask+up+Georgie.
Mask up Georgie. SCORE 13
I+could+be+a+health+teacher.
I could be a health teacher. SCORE 25
A+girl+wearing+a+Supergirl+costume+pays+respects+at+RBG%26%238217%3Bs+casket.
A girl wearing a Supergirl costume pays respects at RBG’s casket. SCORE 30
Message+received.
Message received. SCORE 22
Nerds%2C+by+size+distribution.
Nerds, by size distribution. SCORE 28
I+love+a+good+pile+of+carrots.
I love a good pile of carrots. SCORE 19
The+future+is+currently+unsupported%26%238230%3B
The future is currently unsupported… SCORE 24
A+jumbo+elephant+carefully+climbing+a+wall+to+steal+mangoes+from+a+safari+lodge%26%238217%3Bs+tree.
A jumbo elephant carefully climbing a wall to steal mangoes from a safari lodge’s tree. SCORE 31
Get+ya+hair+did.
Get ya hair did. SCORE 26
First+ever+documented+rage+quit
First ever documented rage quit SCORE 23
And+my+vote.
And my vote. SCORE 28
We+must+go%21
We must go! SCORE 23
%5Bbutt%5Dernut+squash.
[butt]ernut squash. SCORE 24
4D+chess+is+hard+to+keep+track+of%26%238230%3B.
4D chess is hard to keep track of…. SCORE 21
18th+century+Norwegian+tree+house.
18th century Norwegian tree house. SCORE 24
Highly+effective+fencing.
Highly effective fencing. SCORE 25
for+the+cost+of+one+cup+of+coffee%26%238217%3B+you+too+can+sponsor+an+American
for the cost of one cup of coffee’ you too can sponsor an American SCORE 33
Meet+the+quota%26%238230%3B
Meet the quota… SCORE 26
Gotta+hit+my+calorie+goals+for+the+day.
Gotta hit my calorie goals for the day. SCORE 26
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When+your+wife+watches+your+press+briefings.
When your wife watches your press briefings. SCORE 28
%2Acomplains+about+self+isolation%2A+Imagine+a+whole+lifetime+just+to+entertain.
*complains about self isolation* Imagine a whole lifetime just to entertain. SCORE 17
It+might+work%2C+though.
It might work, though. SCORE 20
Someone+is+planting+little+painted+stones+with+messages+to+hospital+employees%2C+FYI.
Someone is planting little painted stones with messages to hospital employees, FYI. SCORE 20
Rinse%2C+repeat.
Rinse, repeat. SCORE 31
Demolition+stunt+show%2C+%7E1940s
Demolition stunt show, ~1940s SCORE 19
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