How I feel about Christmas. SCORE 8
Harry has great taste in music. SCORE 102
Mah feels, man! Mah feels! SCORE 0
The shinbone. SCORE 94
Parroting done right. SCORE 138
The most non-offensive Christmas card. SCORE 9
Favorite shows as drinks. SCORE 221
First kisses are always terrible. SCORE 116
For Lease Navidad SCORE 13
Time. SCORE 133
Germans. SCORE 3
Things that have never, ever been said. SCORE 157
Go fishing with dad they said. “It will be fun” they said… SCORE 136
When you see it. SCORE 5
Trying to teach my kids how the thermostat works. SCORE 127
Frosty the realistic snowman. SCORE 12
After going to the gym 3 days in a row. SCORE 91
Colbert: NASA has found methane on Mars SCORE 149
Dat feel. SCORE 156
Well this is depressing. SCORE 4
Claus Enough SCORE 7
Oh buddy. SCORE 8
That’s a terrible surprise. SCORE 139
Anyone else? SCORE 144
Sir, may I trouble you for some pets? SCORE 11
This and that SCORE 11
Best Day of his life so far! SCORE 5
Good advice. SCORE 13
OH NO OH NO NOOOOO SCORE 120
This one takes the cake for ugly and creative. SCORE 158
The Perfect Gift SCORE 188
Boom pregnant! SCORE 14