dad level expert SCORE 5
earmuffs children SCORE 21
duct tape fixes everything SCORE 15
just in case SCORE 18
he’s rewarding himself for doing an excellent job SCORE 25
demetri didn’t get the memo SCORE 13
my body is ideal SCORE 2
happy halloween! SCORE 28
her day is ruined SCORE 8
there is no parole SCORE 11
a true artist SCORE 15
chew your food SCORE 14
*closes door* SCORE 19
i could use a good laugh SCORE 20
walmart please explain SCORE 28
suckers SCORE 23
so much talent SCORE 18
sounds pretty nice, actually SCORE 28
crud SCORE 20
and i’d do it again SCORE 8
delivered SCORE 17
night night SCORE 4
the one night a year it’s acceptable SCORE 11
how do i get invited? SCORE 21
i have so many fans SCORE 15
close enough SCORE 5
food always wins SCORE 18
it all started with a damn lemon SCORE 5
brothers can be so cruel SCORE 11
things couldn’t be better SCORE 4
new year new me SCORE 6
make me SCORE 17