Tuna contains high levels of mercury… probably. SCORE 16
The problem with toaster engineers… SCORE 33
Can we phrase it differently, please? – Papa Dracula SCORE 24
Mama mia look at the pizza… SCORE 20
Wouldn’t want anyone stealing… SCORE 12
It actually is this SCORE 35
Just like Jesus would do… SCORE 13
Take your kids to the park. SCORE 31
This one hit my funny bone… SCORE 34
That’s one way to get help moving. SCORE 25
Gaze in to the potat🥔 SCORE 33
Private school looks legit… SCORE 21
Hah! Look at this idiota! SCORE 31
I was walking home from CVS this morning when the wind blew my receipt out of my hand. SCORE 32
Please stop mowing the lawn, Charlotte… SCORE 22
Cha cha real smooth… SCORE 28
We should buy them all??? SCORE 30
Cease your peasantry! SCORE 23
Robot puts a baby to bed… SCORE 23
You really nailed it, pup. SCORE 31
There’s always one… SCORE 29
What sound would it make? SCORE 31
This kid lives. SCORE 41
Find a bin, honestly… SCORE 49
Getting my roommate to clean SCORE 39
Penwing instincts. SCORE 30
Big Buddha is watching, always watching… SCORE 23
Suddenly round of applause! SCORE 47
Waitasecond… SCORE 39
You’re probably fun at parties… SCORE 27
McDonald’s 1955-2019 SCORE 21
*gunshots* SCORE 22
