payback’s a female dog SCORE 305
My reaction whenever I’m told to clean my room. SCORE 171
bender logic SCORE 7
How your cat dies. SCORE 134
A sloth’s life. SCORE 155
Why you’re here. SCORE 171
what obama looks like SCORE -8
And now I taste test my foot… SCORE 140
Camo cupcakes. SCORE 165
Would not bang SCORE -8
The people vs. Winter. SCORE 42
I’d live here. SCORE 225
Swag starter kit. SCORE 168
Now what? SCORE 174
Human stahp SCORE 0
The proof that we are soulmates. SCORE 170
S’Morrissey. SCORE 0
What it feels like when I try to flirt with girls. SCORE 106
Hamster cheeks vs. Pretzel stick. SCORE 29
4 hours into the essay I’m suppose to be writing… SCORE 211
Feeling down? SCORE 104
maximum derp achieved SCORE 153
I do this. SCORE 237
Coincidence? SCORE 87
Oh Michelle, has there been a first lady as unintelligent as you SCORE -23
jabba the cat SCORE 3
duckface SCORE -6
Stephen Colbert on racism. SCORE 176
Oh you spent your welfare check? SCORE 112
I bet onions are pretty insecure. SCORE 149
Soon! SCORE 132
Cyclops’ cat. SCORE 54