Can’t teach an old lady new friends. SCORE 77
Easily the most underrated line. SCORE 47
Forbidden snack: The Banana Eel, named for its coloration and markings resembling a ripe banana SCORE 57
Inconceivable. SCORE 57
A lobsters life for me! SCORE 43
Oh my lawd. SCORE 79
Welp. This is my life now. SCORE 39
Timeout buddy. SCORE 25
Self depracating life hacks. SCORE 95
Nothing like a good trot in the snow… SCORE 69
When you were blinded by the light, but seem to be doing OK now… SCORE 47
The icon Target uses for onions at checkout SCORE 56
Are you even real? SCORE 113
*smol crunches* SCORE 38
Walk and talk its. SCORE 73
That’s sure one way of putting it… SCORE 57
The Motel 6 will provide. SCORE 64
Protect a tree with the corpses of his dead friends SCORE 39
The 8-pound killing machine SCORE 88
James Fridman teaches students what a cool teacher should look like SCORE 106
Advanced Twitter SCORE 116
Schrodinger’s Tupperware SCORE 48
+ cry. SCORE 118
Challenge accepted… SCORE 63
Welcome! Our Kinder surrender checkpoints are your first stop, after which you are free to peruse our gun dispensaries… SCORE 72
I GUESS SCORE 45
The life of a book. SCORE 74
This is advanced homelessness SCORE 39
I could live in this Matrix… SCORE 55
The beginning of a beautiful friendship. SCORE 115
Mama no. SCORE 52
I’d rather not know.. SCORE 55
