Yes. Yes I would. SCORE 244
When someone asks me how my life is going SCORE 8
Justin Timberlake. SCORE 233
Josh Hutcherson making fun of his own height. SCORE 269
Pun! SCORE 198
If I could have any super power. SCORE 157
It has begun… SCORE 95
Shut up and take my galactic credits! SCORE 11
It’s that time of year again SCORE 8
Every gym owner on January 1st. SCORE 11
C’mon man, there’re three bowls here SCORE 15
Best Pillow EVER SCORE 12
Becoming a vegetarian… SCORE 176
Every time I wash a spoon. SCORE 187
Blankets. SCORE 153
When I try to play sports SCORE 13
Squid Hat SCORE -16
How I spent my New Year’s Eve. SCORE 0
Things you never hear SCORE 213
Pun! SCORE 140
I’m drownin in it SCORE 11
I owned the stage. SCORE 16
Just keep swimming, swimming, swimming… SCORE 186
Walked into a Best Buy today… SCORE 198
Something is wrong with Rihanna, she is always in a corner SCORE 16
I need easier goals… SCORE 17
Seriously. SCORE 214
totally! SCORE 210
Taking off my skinny jeans SCORE 10
The 12 days of a doggy Christmas! SCORE 202
The Dying Squid SCORE 8
Poem by a Hungry Cat SCORE 167
