When someone turns on the lights when I’m sleeping. SCORE 272
Cat’s resume. SCORE 109
On the one hand. SCORE 126
How I feel about people that say “YOLO.” SCORE 207
Bikini season is right around the corner! SCORE 144
Hawkward. SCORE 270
Cats are jerks. SCORE 218
Every time. SCORE 182
Did you know? SCORE 233
There are plenty of fish in the sea. SCORE 211
How politics work. SCORE 298
Bad Joke Eel strikes again. SCORE 157
Scumbag Golden Retriever. SCORE 255
Anatomy of a Slurpee. SCORE 247
Reading yoga. SCORE 223
My life is a constant battle… SCORE 230
Just discovered TV show that’s been running for 5 years. SCORE 297
Hello, Turtle? SCORE 217
Every public bathroom ever. SCORE 229
I > You. SCORE 272
Hey, I just met you. SCORE 124
How you pass the time on vacation. SCORE 144
It’s true. SCORE 208
Dog logic. SCORE 281
Chase all the strings! SCORE 127
Cats are jerks. SCORE 138
Oh really? SCORE 174
Do want. SCORE 248
U wanna pizza me? SCORE 181
Every time… SCORE 142
When I’m feeling sick… SCORE 180
YOLO. SCORE 128
