Every night. SCORE 220
Awesome nails are awesome. SCORE 169
How to troll. SCORE 181
When I’m home alone. SCORE 173
Like a boss. SCORE 302
Faith in humanity, restored. SCORE 355
Vintage internets. SCORE 80
Karma. SCORE 236
You make an excellent point. SCORE 166
Well that escalated quickly… SCORE 296
Every time. SCORE 180
Thought I was in the Cash Cab… SCORE 179
Likely. SCORE 177
My new calculator. SCORE 109
When other people see babies vs. When I see babies. SCORE 105
The rules to always being a gentleman. SCORE 168
I was going to tell a Sodium and Hydrogen pun… SCORE 82
How funny my girlfriend thinks I am. SCORE 63
Chemistry teacher problems. SCORE 125
right in dat childhood. SCORE 2
Closest I’ve gotten to murder. SCORE 149
This generation. SCORE 265
The Hulk Potter. SCORE 159
The transformations of Christian Bale. SCORE 169
Girls are like abstract paintings… SCORE 239
How I google something vs. How my mom googles something. SCORE 125
Faith in humanity, restored. SCORE 633
Whenever I see someone I don’t like on the street. SCORE 171
Tell me, who’s in the house? SCORE 2
There’s a bear out there who knows how to use matches. SCORE 206
Forever and always SCORE 0
Metric VS Customary SCORE 6