No emoji needed. Or wanted SCORE 45
Coffee isn’t strong enough SCORE 40
Where’s the lie? SCORE 67
This is why I keep my freezer full of ice cream. For the burns. SCORE 39
Happy little trees SCORE 50
You can skip the next one… hundred SCORE 39
Awkward SCORE 69
Every sneeze after 25 could send you to the hospital SCORE 35
A sensitive cyclops SCORE 30
Needs more white SCORE 23
Life is a balancing act SCORE 54
Would you prefer the CliffsNotes? SCORE 36
The one with the boom stick! SCORE 36
easy money SCORE 29
Jinkies! SCORE 63
It’s my super power SCORE 44
50 percent of ant marriages end in divorce SCORE 47
Non-negotiable SCORE 44
What a cat-astrophe SCORE 24
This is why I’m single SCORE 32
Corbyn Dallas Multi-Pass SCORE 38
For me? SCORE 45
Same… SCORE 53
Plot twist! SCORE 41
The original is still the king SCORE 39
Good boi summer SCORE 75
Finally found my spirit animal SCORE 21
Classic muffin hamster mix-up SCORE 40
At least he read the recipe? SCORE 1
Problem solved SCORE 34
Nailed it SCORE 11
I forgot where my desk is located. Please help SCORE 33