at least he listened SCORE 25
we failed to find waldo in time SCORE 31
i wish i was a rooster SCORE 48
the trinity of tedium SCORE 66
it’s a test SCORE 21
record amount of stabs SCORE 32
what crime did the dog commit, though? SCORE 40
they’re my fruit snacks. mine! SCORE 19
hot take! SCORE 59
this dad was on another level SCORE 39
life insurance payout SCORE 42
work is gonna be wild the rest of the day SCORE 25
where did the bananas go! SCORE 36
embrace the mistake SCORE 32
i say these and i’m not a dad. or am i? SCORE 21
*adds mouse to amazon cart* SCORE 43
we’re living in a movie SCORE 38
pretty much SCORE 29
he might be right SCORE 30
you’re in grape danger SCORE 31
smart shopping SCORE 39
as you should feel SCORE 41
ur not gonna believe this SCORE 48
I still have nightmares about Rainbow road SCORE 37
nap time! SCORE 38
just try to laugh at her jokes SCORE 28
charge your phone on your lunch break SCORE 25
neow SCORE 31
both make compelling arguments SCORE 22
chocolate syrup isn’t a healthy lunch? SCORE 28
$30 uber SCORE 30
same story at age 35, too SCORE 39