no one can roast you better than your mom SCORE 23
this is how we unlock inter-dimensional travel SCORE -5
that’s a cute thought <3 SCORE 64
women have such unrealistically high expectations smh SCORE 20
“the enemy of my enemy is my friend” SCORE 20
i said what i said SCORE 30
i wonder what makes them more money to air SCORE 14
need eat the cöld SCORE 16
it’s me, i’m the mf SCORE 14
ah yes, bread-spiced cheese SCORE 12
that’s not a pokéball, that’s a holy hand grenade! SCORE 16
i meannnnn SCORE -2
it means you’re fruity, delicious, and a force of nature SCORE 15
anyone else guilty of this :3 SCORE 22
happens to me all the time smh SCORE 12
the most important preference SCORE 25
there’s never a time where this image /shouldn’t/ be posted SCORE 20
barts beware SCORE 10
there has to be balance SCORE 36
no calls, no problems SCORE 27
enjoy this comma-ntary SCORE 21
the worst is when you’re driving and the sound is tires screeching or sirens SCORE 24
a proposition: we could, if we dared, try to use both – but only if it works; which doesn’t happen SCORE 10
this got me at first, too SCORE 10
this is unsettling for no reason SCORE 45
but do all 10 dentists recommend it…? SCORE 8
it started on a monday night… SCORE -5
*instructions unclear* SCORE 24
monica out here with telepathic waves of doom SCORE 23
from fluff to scruff SCORE 47
does cornbread look like a liar to you? SCORE 28
one might say it’s my main talent SCORE 21