Gimme all yer money! I’m made of fire! SCORE 226
Scumbag Steve as a father. SCORE 137
Grass Fence SCORE 215
One Ring to rule them all… SCORE 7
A tea party with Alice. SCORE 63
World’s best analrapist mug. SCORE 55
Punctuation matters SCORE 12
Harry Potters IPhone SCORE 10
China vs Germany SCORE 295
Ten-foot poles. SCORE 112
Don’t let yesterday use up too much of today. SCORE 114
Yes, get pizza. SCORE 162
Don’t touch my cake SCORE 255
Finally. SCORE 344
Oops… out of sexy… SCORE 212
How I learned to mind my own business SCORE 20
TEQUILA MOCKINGBIRD SCORE 191
Accurate. SCORE 257
I can’t wait for the holidays… to be over. SCORE 64
Bad time to be an unstable 13 year old or a weird mom. SCORE 257
What patience looks like. SCORE 218
I’m sure I saw a mouse up here somewhere… SCORE 10
How women choose shampoo vs. How men choose shampoo. SCORE 134
ACTUAL BUTTERFACE. SCORE 0
Unless it’s piss. SCORE 145
Hairdos for every day. SCORE 160
Says Kanye… SCORE -88
The most unfortunate inventor. SCORE 134
Cat crazy. SCORE 99
Guys listen… SCORE 170
The gun lamp. SCORE 54
Chocolate doesn’t ask silly questions. SCORE 138