When you were blinded by the light, but seem to be doing OK now… SCORE 47
One-ply toilet paper should be illegal SCORE 38
This is advanced homelessness SCORE 39
Paragraph. SCORE 51
Easily the most underrated line. SCORE 47
Oh my lawd. SCORE 79
Nothing like a good trot in the snow… SCORE 69
Challenge accepted… SCORE 63
RIP to my face… SCORE 84
Advanced Twitter SCORE 116
That’s sure one way of putting it… SCORE 57
Doggo loves hooman SCORE 103
I GUESS SCORE 45
Inconceivable. SCORE 57
James Fridman teaches students what a cool teacher should look like SCORE 106
Not a chance, pal. SCORE 58
Timeout buddy. SCORE 25
The beginning of a beautiful friendship. SCORE 115
Walk and talk its. SCORE 73
How to find a dog. SCORE 64
Protect a tree with the corpses of his dead friends SCORE 39
Well, he’s not wrong… SCORE 77
Are you even real? SCORE 113
Welcome! Our Kinder surrender checkpoints are your first stop, after which you are free to peruse our gun dispensaries… SCORE 72
Can’t teach an old lady new friends. SCORE 77
Mother of Dragons Breakfast SCORE 64
I’d rather not know.. SCORE 55
Self depracating life hacks. SCORE 95
I could live in this Matrix… SCORE 55
The icon Target uses for onions at checkout SCORE 56
*smol crunches* SCORE 38
The Motel 6 will provide. SCORE 64
