amazon has gone too far this time SCORE 28
i prefer something less bitter SCORE 22
good luck SCORE 30
I prefer red SCORE 24
three fluffy heads of adorableness SCORE 44
the was a weird year SCORE 54
how do i apply to be a lifeguard at the olympics? SCORE 38
when the craving hits SCORE 24
hopefully a quick death SCORE 14
who else can relate? SCORE 35
when you really don’t like other people, this is what you do SCORE 25
Yep SCORE 59
burn baby, burn SCORE 9
if only i thought of all this at the time SCORE 31
omg just sprout already SCORE 31
i choose sabotage SCORE 16
*invents time machine* SCORE 30
he’s sleeping on the couch tonight SCORE 46
whatever it takes SCORE 30
anxiety SCORE 28
expectation vs. reality SCORE 54
mother fu… SCORE 52
i don’t remember this episode SCORE 36
just a few more years SCORE 28
That’s not how I want to enjoy nature SCORE 24
i learned math today SCORE 33
it’s just a few blocks away SCORE 20
when in doubt, use duct tape SCORE 31
I’m learning from my mistakes before i make them again SCORE 32
the kid had it coming SCORE 37
i got a little distracted SCORE 37
how’d that work out for you? SCORE 39
