Dad? Since when did you start working there? SCORE 84
I might have been driving behind Shia LaBeouf this morning. SCORE 11
True say Shia SCORE 14
When people become butthurt because of words SCORE -7
I think I need to make this SCORE 161
Saw Adam Sandler SCORE 11
Eeny meany miny moe, we can do it fast or slow SCORE 176
Meanwhile at the supermarket SCORE 8
My potted cactus died SCORE 164
Daddy’s home SCORE 14
Its nice to have friends SCORE 13
Please tell me I'm not the only one. SCORE 12
When your cat starts seeing the new tabby that just moved in across the street SCORE 7
Never come between a man and his frosted pop-tarts SCORE 7
How To Protect Your Car From Thieves SCORE 15
Maybe hell is not so bad after all SCORE -3
Cookie Monster is bringing culture and philosophy into your house SCORE 9
OCD Santa SCORE 4
Trump=Hitler SCORE 15
Sequoia Driftwood SCORE 133
Tom Hardy loves every dog SCORE 111
These birds are appropriately named as "Flying Apes". SCORE 122
Instant Karma SCORE 133
Determination Level: Parent SCORE 116
Lot of catching up to do SCORE 11
Science! SCORE 4
Monday Lisa SCORE 9
It’s universal SCORE 108
So true SCORE -23
The Candidates SCORE 7
Time of the Moon-th SCORE 177
Spock Can’t Catch A Break SCORE 9