Have I learned nothing? SCORE 40
Need some ointment for that burn? SCORE 29
Fatality SCORE 40
F.O.C.U.S. people SCORE 35
Yeah, GTFO works for me SCORE -35
The things men do to get laid… SCORE 16
But Carmen Sandiego is a real person. SCORE 11
Yo ho ho SCORE 37
I. NEED. THEM. ALL. SCORE 33
Proceed SCORE 30
*puts postage stamp on baby alligator. Gets bit* SCORE 9
Smile and breathe SCORE 36
I was upset until I got to the reason SCORE 23
I’d be making s’mores over the fire SCORE 44
Anyone else relate to this too much? SCORE 34
And cheese SCORE 26
80 hours these days SCORE -19
The universe had a score to settle SCORE 35
What murder? SCORE 45
It’s the thought that counts SCORE 38
Sports! SCORE 42
Must have been all the Cheetos? SCORE 33
The system works SCORE 52
Nacho cheesier Doritos, baby SCORE 33
The test results are in, and you are a terrible person SCORE -36
That’s not how independence works. SCORE 30
Negotiating fail SCORE 15
Walmart parenting fails. Lol SCORE 29
Only on days that end in y SCORE 41
I can see my brain I rolled my eyes back so far SCORE 33
At least they’re honest. SCORE 62
How much does he spend on gas, though? SCORE 40
