4 hours into the essay I’m suppose to be writing… SCORE 211
Feeling down? SCORE 104
This kitten was born with 23 toes. SCORE 123
Hamster cheeks vs. Pretzel stick. SCORE 29
Soon! SCORE 132
Oh you spent your welfare check? SCORE 112
Carry On Wayward Son – Maniacal 4 Trombone Quartet. SCORE 119
My reaction whenever I’m told to clean my room. SCORE 171
M-A-G-I-C. SCORE 51
Cyclops’ cat. SCORE 54
I grew up to become Squidward. SCORE 312
The proof that we are soulmates. SCORE 170
The night before the exam. SCORE 181
The people vs. Winter. SCORE 42
And now I taste test my foot… SCORE 140
The new apple laptops SCORE 6
Why you’re here. SCORE 171
I bet onions are pretty insecure. SCORE 149
I do this. SCORE 237
payback’s a female dog SCORE 305
Coincidence? SCORE 87
Camo cupcakes. SCORE 165
what obama looks like SCORE -9
Stretch sculptures. SCORE 252
What it feels like when I try to flirt with girls. SCORE 106
Espanlol. SCORE 138
I’d live here. SCORE 225
Swag starter kit. SCORE 168
The Avengers and their animal counter parts. SCORE 154
How your cat dies. SCORE 134
A sloth’s life. SCORE 155
Stephen Colbert on racism. SCORE 176