Hey at least you’re not in jail yet… right? SCORE 12
It’s all good. SCORE 48
Hello, old friend. SCORE 24
the darkest time is all the time. SCORE 41
Olden but golden SCORE 19
*happy jedi noises* SCORE 19
*CRONCH* SCORE 26
We’re never going to recover from this. SCORE 10
I didn’t realize you could lease a falcon. SCORE 29
Movie Magic SCORE 27
A well timed dear fact. SCORE 23
I want to believe. SCORE 28
Clear this up for me. SCORE 39
I would eat them. SCORE 40
When verified twitter goes to war… SCORE 56
WELL THEN SCORE 17
Not gonna happen, Deb. SCORE 35
In other news Musk Corp just acquired Coca Cola SCORE 23
OK BUT DID YOU EVEN COUNT THE WORDS? SCORE 25
Extreme snow shoveling. SCORE 47
Tubing down the riverrrrr. SCORE 34
I am so sure you get my point. SCORE 13
The time to eat has arrived. SCORE 20
No, this is patrick SCORE 41
Trying to be relatable is cute. SCORE 28
Free toilet paper with purchase of this haunted house! SCORE 22
treat? SCORE 25
Human 101, do not touch the dinosaurs. SCORE 20
Absolutely nothing could, or will, go wrong. SCORE 16
Ah. Seppuku it is… SCORE 16
They take their drive-thru tacos very seriously. SCORE 22
OK but have you seen those n a c h o s? SCORE 14