Harry Potters IPhone SCORE 10
I can’t wait for the holidays… to be over. SCORE 64
Punctuation matters SCORE 12
The gun lamp. SCORE 54
Chocolate doesn’t ask silly questions. SCORE 138
I’m sure I saw a mouse up here somewhere… SCORE 10
Unless it’s piss. SCORE 145
Finally. SCORE 344
Accurate. SCORE 257
Don’t let yesterday use up too much of today. SCORE 114
Says Kanye… SCORE -88
Bad time to be an unstable 13 year old or a weird mom. SCORE 257
Oops… out of sexy… SCORE 212
Don’t touch my cake SCORE 255
Gimme all yer money! I’m made of fire! SCORE 226
British gingers vs. American Gingers. SCORE 223
How I punish my bike when it’s been bad. SCORE 101
How I learned to mind my own business SCORE 20
An American soldier and a kangaroo in 1942. SCORE 190
How women choose shampoo vs. How men choose shampoo. SCORE 134
The most unfortunate inventor. SCORE 134
Your argument is invalid. SCORE 194
World’s best analrapist mug. SCORE 55
Cat crazy. SCORE 99
Watching my parents use a computer. SCORE 204
Yes, get pizza. SCORE 162
Assassin Time. SCORE 102
Sometimes on the way to a dream… SCORE 136
Hairdos for every day. SCORE 160
Ten-foot poles. SCORE 112
Guys listen… SCORE 170
Why I like pie charts. SCORE 96
